Am I the only person in the world who hates Chuck Norris?

He strikes me as a little sissy girl. I wish I could fight him one on one in a cage with a billion witnesses saying "yes Chuck Norris is a little sissy B*! The same goes for Vin Diesel! Actualy I hate him even more! F*** Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris! They both suck!


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Chuck Norris is a swine!

Do any girls take martial arts here?

dont watch them

Should Dan Henderson be highly rated now?

I agree with you

How much Judo and Wrestling practice must one do a day to make it big?

actually, yes. you are the only person in the world. chuck norris is awesome.

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30 Facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

In japanese what does the word ''Ninga'' mean not to be mistaken for ninja?

I like him. he is cool and i bet he can still kick butt and rock..

Question for martial artists, boxers, kickboxers, etc?

your not the only one i hate him too

What is UP with Chuck Norris?

You should have lunch with their ex-wives.

Dagger handle - name?

Chuck Norris would kick your ***, youre a retard. both are bad actors though, i'll give you that.

Do you guys think im worshipping taekwondo and bow my knee?

Norris is not a sissy. Once I heard that he kicked a McDonalds so hard it turned into a Wendy's. Don't mess with him.

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Been a hard day? Well look at the bright side its your right to choose. You don't have to watch them. Well that's what I do with their movies. I don't watch, any actor I don't like. Try it you will be less irritated.

Should I fight the bully and his Friends (bjj vs kung fu-boxing)?

might i say my condolences on your soon to be death by roundhouse kick.

I sincerely grieve for the loss of your life.

How wierd do you think it is for UFC fighters when they are on top of each other?

Ever thought of switching to decaffeinated coffee? Or start taking Valium? Feel better? You whine more than my ex wife.

Please help me find an accessible place for taekwondo lessons?

I would answer this question, but the chances are you have already died a roundhouse related death.

How can someone become a yoga instructor?

When Vin Diesel was born he immediately had sex with the only nurse in the room. That recorded the third time Vin had sex.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

They can both $H!T through a screen door without getting the screen be careful what you say.

In Martial Arts , how much should you spar/practice your art daily?

Chuck Norries killed my family and hit on my wife.
I hate him too, he is a total douche, and his informercials are annoying.

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vin diesel may be the second worst actor ever...behind ben affleck. and he is at the same level of badness as keanu reeves.

What are some acrobatic Shaolin ways to get off the ground?

Yes you fool Chuck Norris brought kickboxing to the U.S on a large stage.

Where can I buy the brown and pink Tapout shirt that Rich Franklin from the UFC wears?

HA! HA! Your right!!

UFC-In Depth?

You have obviously never met or had a conversation with Mr. Norris, so how do you know what he is really like?

How sad that you are making a moral decision based upon nothing more than, "He strikes me as...", that's unbelievable! Deciding to "hate" someone before you've even met them is immoral and extremely shallow.
You should be ashamed.

Was I wrong for quitting Tae Kwon Do?

I can't say you're the only person who hates Chuck, but hate? Have you ever met the guy?
I don't know if you could kick the crap out of him; what are your credentials? I mean, he did punch his way out of his mother's womb, and had a beard before he was out of diapers. That's impressive.

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Technically, Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's sparring partner. He'd kick your *** without half-trying. While I don't understand most peoples' obsession with him, he IS a skilled martial artist.

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They are both actors who get paid to do what they do, though yes they portray themselves to be the best martial artist in the world in their shows, they know in real life they arent. They just reap the benifits from them, During competitions though Chuck is actually a very respectful person and usually wins, back when he did compete I mean. But he is an actual martial art expert and knows self control and discipline. Diesel is simply an actor who knows how to do what he is told to do.

The reason why I dont like Chuck is because he is a cop out and a sell out at the same time, its pitiful. Diseal is simply an actor who only can portray the tough guy, in which case he is always the same person in each movie, he is a one nut joke.

Japanese ninja films?

Yes. The only living person at least. Do not expect to live much longer. The next sound you hear will be the swoosh of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. That is also the last sound you will hear.

Bruce Lee Vs Percyboy?

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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