Any body up for a joke?!?

Question:A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"


Does anyone have a layout for Rathcore Golf course, Co Meath, Ireland?

That's pretty funny! Here's another:

A guy was taking his weekly lesson at the driving range and hit his driver with a lovely long slice that landed smack on the windshield of a passing van loaded with nuns going to church. The bus lost control and plowed into a bus filled with old folks going on an outing and both vehicles slammed into a gasoline tanker and BOOM! all three blew up in a massive explosion raining car bits and other unmentionables all over the highway.

"Oh my gosh!" sobbed the golfer, "How in heavens name did I ever do that!?!?!?"

"Well, your left hand was a little to far around to the right...", answered the pro...

What would be worse: death by chinese water torture or watching golf?

That's good! I'll have to remember that one!

Does the team members who won the Ryder Cup this year will get to play in the Mercedes Championships 2007?


Find cathy lopez 9-30-1978 in castroville california?

LOL. Funny. Ha ha.

What does 3 and 2 mean in match play golf? 3and2 is an example score.?

Nice one very funy Helen LOL

What's the best brand of golf ball for a beginner player on a budget?

lol good one

What are the do's and dont's of running match play golf tournament for a golf club consisting of 6-38 handies

that is funny

What golfers are in the Shell Houston Open?

Good one, its good to have a chuckle now and again.


What is the dif b/t callaway Big Bertha 2002 & BB x-12 or X-16?

ive heard some funny golf jokes but that was the best one i ve heard of
thats excellent
keep telling them

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