Question:A plane is about to crash. There are five passengers but only four parachutes.
The first passenger says: 'I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.'
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hilary Clinton says: 'I am the wife of the former President of the USA; I am the Senator of New York and I have a good chance of becoming the President of the US in future.'
She grabs the second parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passenger, George Bush says: 'I am the President of the US, I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides I am the smartest President in the history of my country, and can't shun the responsibility of my people by dying.
He grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane.
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brilliant!!but today an english,irish and welshman all had their 1st child.the nurse who introduced each proud father to his child asked each what they would name his boy.the englishman said george after st.georges day,the welshman said david after st.davids day,the irishman said pancake.
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heh heh. that totally made my day ^_^
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i remember that joke but minus the names
and what does this hafta do with soccer, minus ronaldo
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heard it before.except you added in ronaldo and hilary clinton.by the way where was "the best player in the world" today?
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Funny, very good.
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LAWLZ THATS FUNNY
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That's old, just some of the names have been changed.
lol good one
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Funny, because it's sooooo true
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typical red rag joke no cups
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Cool, thanks for that!!
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very good..ha ha
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haha funny one
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That was funny. Bush is an idiot
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