Alright let's hear the best joke about your most hated team...?


Question:Here's mine: (let me apologize now, it was told to me after last season, BTW I am a Yankees fan)
How did the Yankees know that AROD was not on the plane with Cory Lidle? Because he would have actually hit something. I know it is dark but I have to give my Red Sox fan friend credit on that one...

Answers:

I am making a baseball recruiting video to send to college coaches. Where can I go to edit it and transfer it?

All my least favorite teams

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Rockies
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One morning in elementary school, the students were going to a geography class. The teacher wanted to show the students where cities and states are.

The teacher asks the class, "Does anyone know where Pittsburgh is?" Billy raises up his hand and says, "Yeah, Pennsylvania!". The teacher replies, "Very good, Billy!, now can anyone tell me were Detroit is?"
Suzy raises her hand and says, "That's in Michigan!" The teacher again says, "Very good."
Trying to confuse the children she asks "Where are the Rockies?" Tommy raises his hand and says, "Oh Oh Pick me!, I know?" The teacher says, "OK, Tommy are the Rockies?"
"Last place."
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Dodgers
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Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
O.J. Simpson.
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Diamondbacks
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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Diamondbacks have the same chip in their scoreboard
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Giants
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The other day was take your daughter to work day. The Giants had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.

Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.

You are starting a team and you can only pick 1 player from each group.?

waow.

After the Phillies 1-6 start this year, how much of a chance do they have of competing in the NL East?

Why do Ole Miss Grads place their Degrees in their back windshields in their cars?



So they can park in Handicapped spots!

GO STATE!

Is Cy Young the best pitcher of all time?

your sick man

Pitching nine innigs?

What are you talking about?

With the reigning batting champion,Cy Young, and MVP do the Twins have enough to do well this year?

That's Funny LOL

Has any catcher besides Jason Kendall batted leadoff in recent years?

L0L

Have you noticed how the Yankee fans are creeping back to sports1234.com now that Roger has announced he's?

In reference to the Kansas City Royals: someone forgot to tell Royals management that the strike ended. They don't have to use replacement players anymore!

How many games have the Seattle Mariners and Arizona Diamondbacks played so far this season?

Yankees
thats my joke
200 million bucks and still nothing
losing badly to the tigers
losing 4 straight to the red sox with schilling bleeding

What team's pitching staff has the best era in the majors this year?

a red sox fan, a mets fan and a yankee fan on on this island, they are intruders so the king orders for them to be totured. First they take the mets fan and give him 50 lashes. Then the Yankees fan and give him 50 lashes. Next thing, the red sox fan who is suppose to recieve 50 lashes, goes "may i have 100 instead?" With such a brave jester the king gives the red sox fan one wish, and he says, "tie the yankee fan to my back."

this joke could be with any team, but it is funnier with the yankees

How do you think the Brewers season will do this year? the same? or better?

What would happen if Mussina of the Yankees gave up a game winning grandslam to David Ortiz? A-Rod would get blamed for it.

Baseball training help?

OK you know those little schedules you get when the baseball season starts.Well on the Baby Bears theres a line right down the middle of it,well on the Cubs the line goes through Aug-Sept and on the line is written FOLD HERE

Whats the diffrence between fast pitch and slow pitch in softball?

What does a bear on birth control and the world series have in common?


no cubs

Is Omar Vizquel a hall of famer?

Anything to make fun of the cubs are great. Both of the ones people already said are quite funny. I could go on for days. Again it has been 99 years since they won a series.

Why is it that Bobby Cox never gets any heat for not winning more than one world series in 1000 years, yet.

How can Cub fans get to the world series?


Buy a White Sox ticket!

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